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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 11:03

Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Then came..
No go.
Do people really have sex with animals?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...