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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 11:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

What can melt your heart?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

share office space ...

Then came..

No go.

Do people really have sex with animals?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Loons and Moons

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?